Maureen Johnson's Tumblr
7/5

marksmaster:

A little Valentine’s Day present for all the Story shippers and TSOL fans out there. It’s a nine page doujinshi around the time the Shades are trying to convince their superiors that Rory is a human Terminus.

Higher-resolution scans on Deviant Art: Starting here

7/3
I feel like you would hold the baton dressed as a Jedi and scream random quotes from Star Wars while pointing the planes in random directions and John will be in the control room blaring Light saber sound effects every time you move your baton. I don't know the thought just came to me

It’s possible.

7/3
when i was little, i thought air traffic controllers had the coolest job because those batons they use for direction looked like short light sabers.

I still think that.

7/3
The idea of you working in air traffic control sounds mortifying. Please keep writing.

Okay.

7/3
begging the question, why don't they let you work in air traffic control?

I feel like this should be obvious.

7/3
Why do you write books?

Because they aren’t going to let me work in air traffic control.

7/2
Hi! Are you the voice of Intern Maureen on the live Welcome to Night Vale show? If so, that is great.

YES THAT IS ME.

6/27

ktliterary:

Thanks to RT Book Reviews for the stars for ISLA and the great interview with Stephanie Perkins!

6/25
superseventies:

DIY storage solutions, Better Homes and Gardens, 1977

STEAL THIS LOOK!
1. Walls are great, but so blank. Fix this problem by filling your walls with CREEPY CHILD FACES and ANONYMOUS MUSTACHIOED MEN. Ideally, they should be staring at the side of your head all the time so you can kind of see them but not directly.
2. Same with curtains. No one must see inside.
3. Desk walls are the worst so get an even CREEPIER PICTURE OF A CHILD and put it JUST TO THE LEFT OF YOUR LINE OF VISION. For the right: warthog.
4. Creepy doll above? YES.
5. This is all going to give you the sweats so tape a fan to the wall in front of you.
6. Carpet? Check. Shag? Check. Color? Kind of an orange-vomit? Check.
7. Deeply suggestive seashell? You know it! Put it above your head so you can reach up and touch it.
Now you have a workspace from which you can plan your killing spree.

superseventies:

DIY storage solutions, Better Homes and Gardens, 1977

STEAL THIS LOOK!

1. Walls are great, but so blank. Fix this problem by filling your walls with CREEPY CHILD FACES and ANONYMOUS MUSTACHIOED MEN. Ideally, they should be staring at the side of your head all the time so you can kind of see them but not directly.

2. Same with curtains. No one must see inside.

3. Desk walls are the worst so get an even CREEPIER PICTURE OF A CHILD and put it JUST TO THE LEFT OF YOUR LINE OF VISION. For the right: warthog.

4. Creepy doll above? YES.

5. This is all going to give you the sweats so tape a fan to the wall in front of you.

6. Carpet? Check. Shag? Check. Color? Kind of an orange-vomit? Check.

7. Deeply suggestive seashell? You know it! Put it above your head so you can reach up and touch it.

Now you have a workspace from which you can plan your killing spree.

6/17

One of the most intense and moving articles I’ve ever read on this subject. A hard read, but so very worth it. Please share. This is important, important stuff.